We live in an era of intensive development of technologies that have already penetrated almost all spheres of human activity. Sometimes it seems that science has already exhausted itself so much that provocations are possible to get out of monotony. Although there is no limit to perfection, as Steve Jobs believed, it sometimes becomes obvious that he is. And the end is near.
Moreover, now many of the previously unknown phenomena it becomes easier and simpler for us to understand. Even such events as, say, the apocalypse or the invasion of zombies, due to their popularization in the film industry, seem to us quite possible. But how to act when a similar situation occurs in real life?
Of course, many of us have reviewed more than one kilometer of films with Hollywood works, demonstrating in detail the manner and principles of behavior in such epic events of the protagonist. But, as it is not regrettable, usually only a few survive on the plots of these films besides the main character.
How to be the rest of a mere mortal, not possessing the character traits of Bruce Willis or Brad Pitt ?! Even scientists were puzzled by this question.
Suffice it to recall how expensive bomb shelters went away in December 2012, when a significant mass of the inhabitants of the Earth were waiting for the end of the World, promised by the Mayan calendar.
Now in the world of another "boom" - the invasion of zombies. But not those who meet in the morning in the bowels of the subway, but those that were seen in the cinema. And given the understanding that no one has canceled the cold war between the powerful powers of the world, the invention of any chemical weapons with a “zombie” effect is quite likely.
In the spring of this year, one of the central US television channels even issued an official warning about the invasion of zombies with calls to be on the alert. However, this turned out to be only a joke of hackers who hacked the website of the news publication.
And since 2012, American schools have introduced a course for survival in the attack of zombies. Children are happy, because now it has become much more interesting to study.
Some particularly impressionable people have already begun preparations for the zombie attack, which is called in-house. And, according to carclub.ru, US citizens even began to carry out tuning their cars appropriately.
Also began the active use of military developments. This is a miracle tent made of flexible concrete (Concrete Canvas), which was previously developed for military operations, resembling, at first glance, burlap, thg.ru says.
From over a compact package, the tent is removed in a roll form, pumped with air by means of an automobile compressor and carefully watered. After a day of "watering" the tent becomes so hard that it is comparable in strength to concrete, about which zombie heads can be so effectively broken. You can order such “undereachable” through the Internet sites of American arms companies, it will cost the buyer about $ 2500.
German inventor Jörg Schreve invented a silent weapon to combat hyperactive zombies, which is a mixture of a bow and a slingshot, and shooting arrows. According to the inventor, in the conditions of the invasion of such zombies it is impossible to make noise so as not to attract their attention. And one never knows how to be eaten.
In addition, when asked by job-sbu.org journalists about how to behave in such situations, the military responded quite seriously. The following rules must be observed.
First, to leave your location, if there is an opportunity, to hijack the first car that caught your eye (first making sure that the zombie attack really started and the illicit drug you ate had to do with it, otherwise you will have to answer for the hijacking) point, crushing on the way everyone and everything. If this is not possible, then you first need to get a radio. It is useful for obtaining information from the authorities about the degree of complexity of what is happening.
Next, you need to inform your relatives (friends, neighbors) about the incident and its upcoming whereabouts. Use the phone to a minimum, so that you can get through. Take a passport or other identity document. Turn off all electrical appliances. Seal windows and doors, preferably with hard objects, and ideally hide in a concrete basement. Collect all available food and food supplies. And from this moment not to contact either with people or with other people's food.
Theoretically, the appearance of the virus, which turns all living things into insane and bloodthirsty, is quite real. It is enough to recall the recent history of the pigeons of Moscow and St. Petersburg, who behaved inadequately, not dodging obstacles, as is typical for them, running into everything that came their way. Perhaps these were unauthorized testing of a viral drug.
So let's imagine that it happened after all - according to lurkmore.to, some psychopathic scientist managed to create a wild zombie virus formula, or representatives of Barakobamovka traditionally “forgot” a flask with a malicious liquid in a bar on the table, then the next “rascal” from the Creator landed right from space, who decided to add action to the notorious game of people, and thousands of distraught, growling and gurgling entities burst onto the streets of cities and weights. Just like that unexpectedly. What to do? Where to throw? What are the instructions there?
It's simple. There are two possible outcomes: you become a zombie or you are saved from them.
In the first case, you need to remember that you are not the same and now you are the enemy of all Earth. So you will go on a great hunt.
If you are lucky and you are still a man, then do not flatter yourself - soon you can become eaten. Take all the piercing and cutting objects that fall under your hands: shovels, pitchforks, hoes, shovels ... The main thing is to know that it is possible to defeat a zombie only by hitting his brain. Therefore, it is useless to scour AK-47 and RPG-5 grenades in search of a zombie's body to shreds - an unproductive event.
Zombies, like many entities in the world, are active and passive: the first ones rush after you to break organs, as demonstrated in the movie “War of Z Worlds”, while the second ones barely walk, sluggishly moving their limbs and rustling slippers on the floor. But whatever the zombie is, its goal is you. Therefore you should not panic and start to be afraid - if they are not afraid of you, why should you be afraid of them ?! Attack and attack the zombies first, while there is something to attack. In addition, such activities stimulate attentiveness and develop dexterity, strengthening health as a physical culture.
Unfortunately, science has not yet succeeded in inventing some kind of universal detector of zombies, and even more so of an “anti-zombovirus”, therefore, in the event of such a danger, one will have to hope only for one's own intuition and strength.
And remember, no matter how high the technologies are, it is far from a fact that they will be able to protect you in the same way that a conventional chainsaw "Friendship" can do.
Read continuation: Modern methods of zombies: sounds
The content of the cycle "Zombies":
[1] End of the World: zombie version
[2] Modern methods of zombies: sounds
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